DUDE JAKE Do you know that old fake Known as sucker – dude Jake I met him yesterday on the street And he planed to get some chicks And he said: »hey cruiser let's go I have a crying need to stomp There's some babies around Let's budge to the budding ground Hey that snaggletooth He's the man of moods I can smell a rat when he's talking fast: »Listen man, don't trench me now I got the best plan Let's drive downtown to the bar, and get some fun I got hope, I got coke I got everything I got grand new car I have got'em all« O.K. Man I'll go with you but I need no chicks – thats for sure 'cos my baby's waiting for me and that's my treat »Listen man, don't trench me now I got the best plan Let's drive to the bar, downtown and get some fun I got hope, I got cocke I got everything I got grand new car I have got'em all« We're sitting in the bar, drinking cold beer Here comes the Lady-Queen The brightest peach I've ever seen Jake is jumping around Oh man – he's bloody stoned I can smell a rat When he's talking fast: »Listen girl, don't trench me now I got the best plan Let's drive to my place uptown And get some real stomp I got hope, I got coke I got everything I got a grand new car I have got'em all« |